Mark your calendars!

[Daddee]

September 19th is a day you should mark on your calendars. Why? Because it is the official international
Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Seriously - how can you not be excited about this? What better excuse to utter the words:
Avast, matey! Know ye th' Skill & Scuppers? I be needin' t' swill a pint or two o' grog.

It's actually very easy - one way is to simply add a "Me hearties!" to the end of almost any sentance. For example:

- Do these pants make my butt look big, me hearties?
-You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out,You put your right foot in and you shake it all about,You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, That's what it's all about, me hearties
- Frankly, me hearties, I don't give a porridge.
- Beam me up, me hearties.
- Will you marry me, me hearty?
- It depends on what the meaning of "is" is, me hearties.
- I did not have sex with that woman, me hearties.
- I am not a crook, me hearties.
- Read my lips, me hearties.
- I've got that not-so-fresh feeling, me hearties!
- Everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight, me hearties
- All my exes live in Texas, me hearties.
- Excuse me, but did you know your fly is open, me hearties?
- Move along, nothing to see here, me hearties.
- First time caller, long time listener me hearties.
- System has performed a fatal error and must be shut down, me hearties.
- You've just won the Super Bowl, me hearties, what are you going to do now, me hearties?
- I'm going to Disneyworld, me hearties.
- Is that your final answer, me hearties?
- I'm afraid the tumor is malignant, me hearties.
- I want to rock and roll all night and party every day, me hearties.
- I'm leaving you for your more attractive sister, me hearties.
- Does this look infected, me hearties?
- We find the defendant guilty, me hearties!
- I now pronounce you man and wife, me hearties!
- I feel your pain, me hearties.
- IS THIS ON, me hearties?
- Oops, I did it again, me hearties.
- What are you thinking, me hearties?
- Did you want fries with that, me hearties?
- Please pass your homework to the front of the room, me hearties!
- Do you know how fast ye were going, me hearties?
- The yellow zone is for loading and unloading only, me hearties!
- I'm interested in applying for a position in your information technology department, me hearties!
- I write the songs that make the whole world sing, me hearties!
- License and registration, me hearties!
- Turn your head and cough, me hearties!

Other suggestions for on how to talk like a pirate, or particularly good phrases when converted to pirate speech are encouraged.

Have at it - Me hearties!
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[Canyon Dweller]

You crack me up, me hearties!
why am I not suprised your not the one to add this post! You deffinatly are the comedian of this forum board
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