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IGO
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evenstar
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Posted: 10/8/2006, 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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Probably figured he'd let you ripen a bit before he went after you ornery _________________ John Richardson and Richie Rich, El Perro de Playero
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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Sparrish
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Posted: 10/8/2006, 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Tis neither beast, nor bird, nor any living thing; it's the new Dept of Homeland Security Buzzard Robot-Cam. Look real close and you can see the miniature digital cameras where the eyeballs should be. These cameras feed real-time video back to the control center at Sheriff Joe's house via the tail antenna. This new weapon in the GWOT (Global War On Terra) can also bombard unruly crowds with a noxious chemical resembling buzzard dookie that is dropped out of the anatomically correct main vent on the underside of the robot. You don’t want to be anywhere in the area when that happens! _________________ “And all her face was honey to my mouth,
And all her body pasture to mine eyes;”
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IGO
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 4144 Location: Las Vegas
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Posted: 10/8/2006, 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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S,
Finally, something I understand!
H,
I saw this guy land on your head but slipped off (lack of traction) and nearly broke it's neck. _________________ "Surely all God's people, however serious or savage, great or small, like to play. Whales and elephants, dancing, humming gnats, and invisibly small mischievous microbes - all are warm with divine radium and must have lots of fun in them." John Muir |
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azbackpackr Hi Tech Wizardess
Joined: 31 Dec 2005 Posts: 3639 Location: Needles CA
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Posted: 10/8/2006, 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Hey look, it's old Ed Abbey! (He said he was going to come back as a buzzard.) |
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Hikngrl Canyoneering is my 'Happy Place'
Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 5578 Location: Peoria, AZ
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Posted: 10/8/2006, 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Sparrish wrote: |
Tis neither beast, nor bird, nor any living thing; it's the new Dept of Homeland Security Buzzard Robot-Cam. Look real close and you can see the miniature digital cameras where the eyeballs should be. These cameras feed real-time video back to the control center at Sheriff Joe's house via the tail antenna. This new weapon in the GWOT (Global War On Terra) can also bombard unruly crowds with a noxious chemical resembling buzzard dookie that is dropped out of the anatomically correct main vent on the underside of the robot. You don’t want to be anywhere in the area when that happens! |
Oh my gosh Scott! You crack me up! I don't know how you guys come up with such good BS right off the tops of your heads! Tracy is the same way.... I am in awe of your abilities! _________________ ~~~Diane~~~
I want to shine! |
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azhiker96
Joined: 05 Jan 2003 Posts: 1419
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Posted: 10/8/2006, 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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IGO, it's one of the side effects of aging. You find yourself with different escorts. I had 3 of those guys circling me last time I was on top of Battleship in the Supes. They hung around until I reached flat ground. I think they were betting I'd trip. _________________ It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -- Carl Sagan |
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thesuperstitions Guest
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 3:49 am Post subject: |
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I had the same experience a couple of months ago hiking in New Mexico. They weren't content to just circle, they actually swooped down so close I could here the WOOSH of air through their feathers. Kinda unnerving!! I was definitely checking to see if I still had a pulse! Thought maybe I'd died and hadn't realized it yet!! |
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IGO
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 4:17 am Post subject: |
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If their proximity is relative to my aging them Hooli can probably hitch a ride just about anyplace. _________________ "Surely all God's people, however serious or savage, great or small, like to play. Whales and elephants, dancing, humming gnats, and invisibly small mischievous microbes - all are warm with divine radium and must have lots of fun in them." John Muir |
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Sparrish
Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 239 Location: Phleeenix
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 4:28 am Post subject: |
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Hikngrl wrote: |
Oh my gosh Scott! You crack me up! I don't know how you guys come up with such good BS right off the tops of your heads! Tracy is the same way.... I am in awe of your abilities! |
Thanks, Diane. I've always had a very good imagination and my mind paints word-pictures for me as I write. I was the class clown in school, and I learned improvisational humor by listening to Dad's Jonathan Winters records when I was a boy. In addition, I spent a few years in theater and took a few writing classes to hone my already vivid BSing skills. It also helps to be INSANE _________________ “And all her face was honey to my mouth,
And all her body pasture to mine eyes;”
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paintninaz
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 5:16 am Post subject: |
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Hikngrl wrote: |
I don't know how you guys come up with such good BS right off the tops of your heads! Tracy is the same way.... |
Are you trying to say I'm full of Hooli? _________________ ~Tracy
“Friends make the bad times good — and the good times unforgettable.” |
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Hikngrl Canyoneering is my 'Happy Place'
Joined: 27 May 2003 Posts: 5578 Location: Peoria, AZ
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 5:25 am Post subject: |
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paintninaz wrote: |
Hikngrl wrote: |
I don't know how you guys come up with such good BS right off the tops of your heads! Tracy is the same way.... |
Are you trying to say I'm full of Hooli? |
No, just awful funny! _________________ ~~~Diane~~~
I want to shine! |
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evenstar
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 5548 Location: SCW by way of CA
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 8:08 am Post subject: |
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paintninaz wrote: |
Hikngrl wrote: |
I don't know how you guys come up with such good BS right off the tops of your heads! Tracy is the same way.... |
Are you trying to say I'm full of Hooli? |
Shush you! _________________ John Richardson and Richie Rich, El Perro de Playero
http://members.tripod.com/~evenstar/index.html
http://www.arizonahikers.com
When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902 |
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evenstar
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 8:09 am Post subject: |
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IGO wrote: |
If their proximity is relative to my aging them Hooli can probably hitch a ride just about anyplace. |
Hooli, like fine wine and prime beef, is aged to perfection! _________________ John Richardson and Richie Rich, El Perro de Playero
http://members.tripod.com/~evenstar/index.html
http://www.arizonahikers.com
When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902 |
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wanderingsoul
Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Posts: 2285 Location: Gilbert AZ
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Posted: 10/9/2006, 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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So what is this birds? Anyone know? Vulture of some sort? They sure seem to have sharp beak, wouldn't want to be pecked by him....
Guess as long as you keep a moving your OK IGO! _________________ Wanderingsoul (Michelle)
Positive Thinking Is the Spark that Makes Dreams Happen~~~Unknown |
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