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| Should Hooli Negotiate with el Poco Salchicha |
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evenstar
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 Posted: 1/23/2006, 1:58 pm Post subject: Should Hooli Negotiate with el Poco Salchicha |
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This despicable masked critter is holding the "Ninguna mierda del toro" ransome in hopes of getting a $50 REI gift card for nothing. Hidden beneath Ninguna mierde del toro are certificates of enormous value so I think I should let him keep the mierda del toro since he's a known spreader of mierda del toro. But should I negotiate for the valuable certificates?
The third option would take someone with excellent marksmanship skills since the target is so tiny. 
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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Shihiyea
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 2:03 pm Post subject: |
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| I think this is hysterical! Holding the sign as randsom! Let the negotiation/mediation begin. Mary |
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Tom Treks
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Hooli... these people are desperate!! I'm just the innocent bystander here. Don't mess around with these cold, heartless, blood thirsty kidnappers!!
Just get me that REI card pronto, and I'll make sure there is no bloodshed. They have found the certificates. They are prepared to put them through my paper shredder if you do not comply!! I would feel reallly reallly bad about that!
OMG!! They have joined the site too!! Run Forrest, Run!
Hooli... the future of the Bull Poopie is in your hands. Make the right decision and hand over the REI card to me. Please!! Oh, the humanity! |
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evenstar
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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| HikerInGilbert wrote: |
Hooli... the future of the Bull Poopie is in your hands. |
Think your hands are full of poopie.....and I'm buying a sniper rifle, a highly accurate sniper rifle that shoots very tiny bullets; after all, ya wouldn't use an elephant gun to kill a gnat would ya? 
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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N.L.O.
Joined: 23 Jan 2006
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Location: Namibia
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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MR. HOOLIGAN
EET SEEMS YOU TAKE OUR TREATS LIKE JEST! LIKE MR. H.I.G. HAS STATED---VEE HAFF FOUND ZEE BULL POOPIE UNDERGARMENTS!!
MAYBE WHEN ZEE FUNDS ARE TRANSFERRED TO MR. H.I.G., AND ZEE BULL POOPIE IS SAFE IN YOUR POSITION, VEE CAN HOST GHOTM IN NAMIBIA.
BACK TO BEEZNESS... VEE VILL PROVIDE YOU WITH ONE EENCH CORNER PEECE OF UNDERGARMENTS FOR EVERY DAY MR. H.I.G. EES WITHOUT REI FUND. DEN EETS DA CONFEDDI PARTEE.
CAPICHE?
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Chuck Norris
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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I offer you a fourth solution Mr. Hooli. Accept my services and I will take care of this matter in a very public and messy manner that will most likely involve me punching and kicking the living crap out of him.
An activity that I would enjoy tremendously.
Removing his manhood is a service I provide free of charge.
Please let me know at your earliest convenience if you would like to employ my services.
Sincerely,
Chuck
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evenstar
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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EET SEEMS YOU TAKE OUR TREATS AS JEST!
CAPICHE?
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I would NEVER take your "treats" as jest; I think I saw what you consider your "treats" yesterday and if I see your "treats" again I shall have Richie Rich bite them.
"Faatha! Please don't ask me to get close enough to those to bite them; they might be hiding toxic gasses!"
"Faatha, I just noticed Namibians seem to speak Italian. Doesn't that seem strange?"
Richie Rich, this namibian is clearly strange; probably needs a lawn mower.
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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fairweather8588
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Oh jeez, I think it's time to bust out some Chuck Norris jokes......
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane"
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evenstar
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| fairweather8588 wrote: |
Oh jeez, I think it's time to bust out some Chuck Norris jokes......
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane" |
FAATHA! Bull Poopie lives!
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902 |
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paintninaz
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Geez, I don't know Hooli, that looks like one unsavory character you're dealing with  ....have you contacted the authorities about this extortion plot? You don't want to deal with these people on your own, (that always ends up so poorly in the movies) and it looks like this N.L.O. means business....
...er, should I say BEEZNESS!     
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evenstar
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| paintninaz wrote: |
Geez, I don't know Hooli, that looks like one unsavory character you're dealing with ....have you contacted the authorities about this extortion plot? You don't want to deal with these people on your own, (that always ends up so poorly in the movies) and it looks like this N.L.O. means business....
...er, should I say BEEZNESS! |
Faatha, Pienso que ella puede ser una cohorte 
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http://members.tripod.com/~evenstar/index.html
http://www.arizonahikers.com
When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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Hikngrl
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 and the fun goes on!
Oh Hooli! Save our beloved Tom! Did you see how evil his captors are!? I am sure that if you negotiate you can free him and save us from missing out on our WFW this year due to the lack of a leader!
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evenstar
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Hikngrl wrote: |
and the fun goes on!
Oh Hooli! Save our beloved Tom! |
What posts are you reading, Brat #2? This ain't 'bout saving HIG (who's beyond saving!)....this is about saving the,  sign........something of value as opposed to el Poco Salchicha!
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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N.L.O.
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Hikngrl wrote: |
| Oh Hooli! Save our beloved Tom! Did you see how evil his captors are!? I am sure that if you negotiate you can free him and save us from missing out on our WFW this year due to the lack of a leader! |
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Tom Treks
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| Posted: 1/23/2006, 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Hikngrl wrote: |
| Oh Hooli! Save our beloved Tom! Did you see how evil his captors are!? I am sure that if you negotiate you can free him and save us from missing out on our WFW this year due to the lack of a leader! |
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