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kurthzone Thread Killer
Joined: 31 Dec 2002 Posts: 1097 Location: Peoria, Arizona
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Posted: 5/8/2003, 12:24 pm Post subject: BEWARE! |
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Watch out for this goat. He likes to disguise himself as a hiker and hawk the trailheads in his sporty new BMW Z4 looking for unsuspecting victims. This is NOT a kind and gentle old goat. This is a wild, lecherous and lascivious beast. On hikes he's been known to butt his head on tree limbs and tumble into cactus just to receive the nurturing aide of vulnerable female hikers. There are no limits to the depth he will stoop to. Watch out! Beware of this goat they call Hooli. You should be able to smell him before he gets to you, but be careful he has deceived multitudes with his kind and gentle approach. Don't become his next victim. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
Notice these experienced hikers in the photo are well aware of his fraudulent techniques. They're giving him the Get-Lost routine.
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evenstar
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 5548 Location: SCW by way of CA
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Posted: 5/8/2003, 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: BEWARE! |
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Now for the TRUE Story: While the ever kinder and ever gentler Hooli was fighting off a rampaging cactus attack , GTG snuck into the Hoolimobile and left an odor worse than that left by Kurthzone on the ride to the trailhead; hard to believe anyone could out stink Stan, but true!
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_________________ John Richardson and Richie Rich, El Perro de Playero
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902 |
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kurthzone Thread Killer
Joined: 31 Dec 2002 Posts: 1097 Location: Peoria, Arizona
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Posted: 5/8/2003, 4:38 pm Post subject: Re: BEWARE! |
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evenstar wrote: |
Now for the TRUE Story: While the ever kinder and ever gentler Hooli was fighting off a rampaging cactus attack , GTG snuck into the Hoolimobile and left an odor worse than that left by Kurthzone on the ride to the trailhead; hard to believe anyone could out stink Stan, but true! |
Very big lies!
You better not edit this post! _________________ ;o)> |
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GTG Was lost but now am found
Joined: 30 Dec 2002 Posts: 2387 Location: Peoria, Arizona, originally from Rocket City, USA
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Posted: 5/8/2003, 8:31 pm Post subject: smells and such |
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It's a good thing those hikers made it back to my truck before Hooli got there, the smell could have been horrifying!
Goat! Speed Racer Goat!
GTG _________________ Good things come to those who walk. |
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mike What box?
Joined: 30 Dec 2002 Posts: 3134
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Posted: 5/8/2003, 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Hooli, I know how much you love the smilies, so be sure and check out the new one I added just for you! _________________ [/size] |
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evenstar
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 5548 Location: SCW by way of CA
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Posted: 5/9/2003, 5:09 am Post subject: Re: BEWARE! |
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kurthzone wrote: |
You better not edit this post! |
Me Edit your post Perish the thought _________________ John Richardson and Richie Rich, El Perro de Playero
http://members.tripod.com/~evenstar/index.html
http://www.arizonahikers.com
When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902 |
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evenstar
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 5548 Location: SCW by way of CA
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Posted: 5/9/2003, 5:12 am Post subject: |
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Mike wrote: |
Hey Hooli, I know how much you love the smilies, so be sure and check out the new one I added just for you! |
Mrs. Mike thinks I'm sweet and lovable; so does Jaimi and Kristyn and Paintninaz Just ask them
On second thought, maybe ya better skip askin' Paintninaz _________________ John Richardson and Richie Rich, El Perro de Playero
http://members.tripod.com/~evenstar/index.html
http://www.arizonahikers.com
When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902 |
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