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kurthzone
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PostPosted: 5/8/2003, 12:24 pm    Post subject: BEWARE! This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
Watch out for this goat. He likes to disguise himself as a hiker and hawk the trailheads in his sporty new BMW Z4 looking for unsuspecting victims. This is NOT a kind and gentle old goat. This is a wild, lecherous and lascivious beast. On hikes he's been known to butt his head on tree limbs and tumble into cactus just to receive the nurturing aide of vulnerable female hikers. There are no limits to the depth he will stoop to. Watch out! Beware of this goat they call Hooli. You should be able to smell him before he gets to you, but be careful he has deceived multitudes with his kind and gentle approach. Don't become his next victim. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

Notice these experienced hikers in the photo are well aware of his fraudulent techniques. They're giving him the Get-Lost routine.



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PostPosted: 5/8/2003, 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: BEWARE! This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
Now for the TRUE Story: While the ever kinder and ever gentler Hooli was fighting off a rampaging cactus attack Bang , GTG snuck into the Hoolimobile and left an odor Wacko worse than that left by Kurthzone on the ride to the trailhead; hard to believe anyone could out stink Stan, but true! Yes

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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902
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PostPosted: 5/8/2003, 4:38 pm    Post subject: Re: BEWARE! This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
evenstar wrote:
Now for the TRUE Story: While the ever kinder and ever gentler Hooli was fighting off a rampaging cactus attack Bang , GTG snuck into the Hoolimobile and left an odor Wacko worse than that left by Kurthzone on the ride to the trailhead; hard to believe anyone could out stink Stan, but true! Yes


Very big lies!

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PostPosted: 5/8/2003, 8:31 pm    Post subject: smells and such This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
It's a good thing those hikers made it back to my truck before Hooli got there, the smell could have been horrifying!

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PostPosted: 5/8/2003, 8:58 pm    Post subject: This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
Hey Hooli, I know how much you love the smilies, so be sure and check out the new one I added just for you! Ok
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PostPosted: 5/9/2003, 5:09 am    Post subject: Re: BEWARE! This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
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You better not edit this post!


Me Question Edit your post Question Perish the thought Shocked
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
--Rudyard Kipling, from Just So Stories, 1902
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PostPosted: 5/9/2003, 5:12 am    Post subject: This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies. Reply with quote
Mike wrote:
Hey Hooli, I know how much you love the smilies, so be sure and check out the new one I added just for you! Ok


Mrs. Mike thinks I'm sweet and lovable; so does Jaimi and Kristyn and Paintninaz Exclamation Just ask them Very Happy

On second thought, maybe ya better skip askin' Paintninaz Rolling Eyes
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When the Man waked up he said, "What is Wild Dog doing here?" And the Woman said, "His name is not Wild Dog anymore, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. Take him with you when you go hunting."
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