Redneck Haiku

[Daddee]

Courtesy of David Burge:

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Cain't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

OPTIONS

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can git on
Disability

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been mowing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files fer
Restraining order

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Robert Tilton

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
Starts at 9 O'Clock

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; the satellite dish
needs new descrambler

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

PRIDE

Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans that
Fill his pickup bed

ENIGMA

Rusty Paradox
Half Camaro, half Trans-Am
Yet it does not run

MYTHOLOGY

In ancient legend
Once lived singing fish much like
Big Mouth Billy Bass

CHOICES

Jax, Falstaff, Lone Star?
I ponder cooler specials
Ahh, Pearl $1.99

WINTER DANCE

Whirling, spinning, free
S-10 skates playful circles
On parking lot ice

IT HAPPENED AT STOP 'N' GO

Burning agony
Dale got his rattail stuck in
Hot weenie roller

SPARK OF GENIUS

Carl made backyard pool
From old pickup bedliner
Wisht I thought of that
_________________
"Only small minds want always to be right."
- Louis XIV

"...haven't you lived long enough to know that two men may honestly differ about a question and both be right?"
- Abraham Lincoln

[GTG]

Let me luk up them thar Heykoo rules agin and all shew yew sum redneck potry!

GTG
_________________
Good things come to those who walk.

[Daddee]

You have to be able to count ot 7 Todd.

I know you do real good up to 5, so we'll just relax the rules for you.

Of course, since rednecks pretty much make up words anyway, the whole sylable thing shouldn't be a problem.

Goat Boy's prior post in Haiku:

Luk up them thar rules
and all shew yew sum redneck
Heykoo potry, ya'll!
_________________
"Only small minds want always to be right."
- Louis XIV

"...haven't you lived long enough to know that two men may honestly differ about a question and both be right?"
- Abraham Lincoln

[CatValet]

Now jest wait a minute. One o'them poked fun at Pearl Beer. Jeez, I love Pearl, Safeway used to have that, can't find it now. That and LSD (Lone Star Draft) are my fav's for hot summer suds days.

[CatValet]

Alabammy Haiku:

Gate's unlatched agin,
All the goats are gone
No date tonight

[paintninaz]

[GTG]

[Hikngrl]

That's one for the books Randy!
_________________
~~~Diane~~~

I want to shine!